Gran Colombia

I think I’ve been in Colombia for six months, though it’s impossible to be sure. I know I left London as the first daffodils were blooming at Chiswick House, but here on the equator we’re cut off from the vegetable calendar and Bogotá in July looks like Bogotá in December. I lose track of the months. I know one can track time’s passing using houseplants (three weeks for a new leaf on the young monstera deliciosa, seven for a new frond on the birds-nest fern) but New Leaf Day doesn’t feel the same as First Snowdrop Day does in the UK.

Colombia - no snowdrops

Colombia – no snowdrops

Before we moved here I knew one of the hardest things would be living without the underlying dramatics of seasonal change, but I also worried I’d miss familiar plants; old enemies and friends that I’d developed strong connections to over the years. Luckily, if somewhat bizarrely, my new barrio is planted almost entirely with standard-Mediterranean-issue Acanthus mollis – which rather softens the shock of the new. My theory is that in this conservative zona of Bogotá, where residents still attach an unfortunate importance to coming from European stock, people plant acanthus, the emblem of the Old World and icon of Rome’s Corinthian columns, as a coded way of saying “Europeans live here” – like that myth about swingers and pampas grass.

Statement of origin or not I’m happy to see the plant, we have a past. It was one of the 20 plants on my first nomenclature tests at horticultural college. I revised it with my girlfriend, repeating the syllables A-CAN-THUS over and over when they were just noises unattached to any image of leaf or flower. Before that, while it was still nameless greenery and I was studying medieval history at university, acanthus formed the ornate background to some of my favourite illustrated manuscripts, and later, working at the Garden Museum, Acanthus mollis was the first plant I propagated on any great scale, taking dozens of fat root cuttings from a sun-starved specimen that I found dying under an arbutus.

Illustrated Book of Hours with acanthus

Illustrated Book of Hours with acanthus

 

And as the weirdness of an entirely new floral palate is soothed by the presence of one familiar plant, so the thirst for seasonal change is quenched by movement. Here in Colombia you can drive for two hours and experience three separate seasons. An hour and twenty minutes from my apartment is the high alpine paramo with fog, frailejones and cold climate orchids; two hours in the other direction is scrubby hot country; over the hills and across the plains is the Amazon rainforest; to the north the Caribbean and the east the Pacific. The way I have spent my gardening life until now – waiting for buds to burst in the spring or the first tree to redden in the autumn – has been replaced by vegetation spotting, driving from cloud forests to tropical jungle trying to pinpoint exactly where the understory changes from myrtles to aroids.

Colombia has one of the highest rates of biodiversity in the world, and its highest rate of endemism – over 10% of its 130,000 plant species are found in this country alone. It has more orchids than anywhere in the world, is second only to Malaysia in palm species, has the tallest monocot species in the world – and shed-loads of acanthus. You’re reading this blog, so I guess you like plants. You should come and visit, I’ll be here for another 47 Monstera deliciosa leaves, approximately.

The Author with world's tallest monocots Ceroxylon quindiuense

The Author with the world’s tallest monocots Ceroxylon quindiuense

 

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7 thoughts on “Gran Colombia

    1. Its a huge change! I am gardening here, but I miss being a professional gardener, and I miss the U.K gardening culture and history in general. Gardening and gardeners are just not regarded in the same way over here. That said, the variety of the flora and the opportunities to learn make up for that, for example I’ve started hobby growing Colombian native orchids, so I’ll return to England with knowledge that I never would have picked up otherwise.

  1. As a floral designer, I use flowers from Columbia in my designs. Mostly carnations and roses. The orchids sound interesting. Are they grown commercially as well or are you working from the wild?

    1. The cut flower industry is huge, I haven’t managed to get out to any flower farms yet but I’ll post here when I do. I’m using commercially grown cold climate orchids, wouldn’t want to strip anything from the wild just to end up killing it in a city centre flat.

  2. Thrilled to have made the reacquaintance with your blog Ben! Winters are oh so long here in Canada, and I have missed your repartee on all things gardening. Columbia! Looking forward to learning about the flora in your coming posts! Be happy!

  3. Ben. Just found your blog. And now you don’t write for 6 months? Aren’t you past 47 monstera leaves? Too early to quit. You must go on herr. You know you seem to have missed telling the tv People’s your thing is having fun. The comedy stand-up gardner that drives us away from garden work over to garden play. Wouldn’t that be a wonderful blossoming for us all. And Just write the book. 20 years in communication and I can tell you this: sometimes rules don’t apply. Sometimes you just share it because it makes you bubble inside. Like tasha tudor. Have you read her garden nok?I have researched blogs in gardering for my Danish market for two years. Not One as funny as yours in the World that i Can see.. Greetings from spiky spring Denmark where mollis also is a biggie. Xcuse the iPad Spell check. Now gået back and write for us again. Please.

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